May 2012
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“Have you ever thought about how crazy our bodies are? How you can think about...”
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“I think you still love me, but we can’t escape the fact that I’m not enough for...”
– Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun
(via immortels)
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Dear Future Husband →
diyfashion:
sarajody:
If you let me wear these UGGs to our wedding reception, I will let you wear white bedazzled sperry topsiders.
Sincerely, Willing to Compromise
I find the existence of UGG Australia’s new wedding collection way too hilarious and also blogworthy! What do you all think of it? Would you wear them at your wedding?
my bff did it and though I would never do it myself it...
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laurennnnx3:
Don’t like people or you will get feelings and die
relevant
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Me: I'll keep this bag of cookies next to my bed as a snack for every night.
Me: OK, I'll have a cookie tonight.
Me:
Me: OK, I'll have all the cookies tonight.
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folkmagic replied to your photo: where have u been
I BEEN DANCIN’ ‘N WERKIN’
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“And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact...”
– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via calloway)
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I have been getting more compliments than usual...
Countless TJ Maxx customers: YOUR EYE LASHES OMGGZZZ
Old Lady #1: Your outfit is very cute.
Old Lady #2 as translated by some black guy sitting with her: You look very beautiful.
Chris: You look sweet as sugar today. Nice Shirt.
Old Lady #3: Your haircut is so cute! I love the bangs.
don't ever apologize for posting pictures of...
irresistiblymaddy:
Fill your blog with your own face
Show off your arms, thighs, ass, shoulders
Make pages and pages of your own teeth and hair
Dedicate space to loving the cracks in your lips and the chewed parts of your fingers
And if you are called vain, then you have succeeded
In getting others to notice
How fucking beautiful and important you are
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All I ever wanted, all I ever wanted
was a simple...
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jonpangan:
HAHAHAHAHA, DUDE.
i really cant
i dont know anymore man
l.a.w.l.s.
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Some favorite moments from my in-progress solo~~~
“I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is...”
– Unknown (via venebelle)
April 2012
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I want to go everywhere and nowhere in particular
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I need someone that won’t put up with my shit. Not let me walk all over them…because I will.
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Fucking a Chick
Me: ...but seriously that chick Brittney is so hot. I want to fuck her.
Friend: Dude, aren't you gay?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: So how can you fuck her.
Me: Okay, let me rephrase that. I want to watch gay porn with her, get hard and insert my penis into her vagina.
Friend: ...you're too much sometimes Lino.
Me: I've done it before man, last chick I slept with... I couldn't get hard so I asked her if we can turn on some porn and she said; "sure." So we did and kept going.
Friend: (Shaking his head)...you're the kind of guy mothers warn their daughters to stay away from.
Me: Yeah... pretty much.
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"So this is going to be very random and wildly...
It’s official… my friends think Cabaret is for real and are trying to pimp me out. I AM A LADY!
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“How do you react when you think you need people’s love? Do you become a slave...”
– Byron Katie (via coello)
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“When people walk away from you, let them go. You shouldn’t have to talk them...”
– Unknown (via cavum)
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